Ze Soviet Kitties

indestructable(except for their government)
{t}{b}{r}eat a glorious potato, you win the game
KGB raid (at the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice
all nonland permanents except Ze Soviet Kitties you
control)
Impoverish the People (at the beginning of your
upkeep you lose 5 life)
"Nothing to see here folks, just destroying Germany"