Zachary, Rune's Follower

Hexproof
Choose a Totem
This spell can't be countered
Other creatures you control have "When this
creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target."
If a permanent dealing damage would cause a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
I don't want to fight, but it is fun. It is even more fun because of Zakir.