Wet within thy wood

Chose one —
• A non {u} or {b} creature a target player controls
that is attacking you this turn gets -5/-5
• Target {u} or {b} creature under your control
this turn gets -5/-5
" Tiss so foolish is it not to be so drenched so, deep and
alone in these woods, how lucky I'm I to have found
you " — Starving stranger