Weird Ass Couple

Lifelink, menace, deathtouch
When Weird Ass Couple enters, each player may sacrifice two creatures. If a player does not, Weird
Ass Couple deals five damage to each opponent.
{w}{g}{b}{t}: Create three 1/1 white soldier tokens
with lifelink.
All other humans you control get two +1/+1 counters.
When Weird Ass Couple dies, keep on the battlefield as an enchantment.