Vigilant Bodyguard

Vigilance.
{1}{r}: Vigilant Bodyguard gets +1/+0
until the end of turn
{1}{w}: Vigilant Bodyguard gets +0/+1
until the end of turn.
{r/w}: Vigilant Bodyguard gains first strike
until the end of turn.
"Tonight, I feast on the flesh of fools".