Vi, Relentless Enforcer

When Vi enters the battlefield, attach up to 2
equipment or auras you control onto her.
Whenever an opponent commits a crime, destroy
up to one target artifact or fight target creature
that player controls. This ability only triggers once
per player per turn.
"Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just
'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'"