Tyler, Master of Dungeons

DM Wall (If a spell or ability would allow a
player to look at your hand, they instead look
at their own feet.)
{x}{x}: Create {x} 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Whenever a Goblin enters your battlefield,
generate one Sadness emblem on Emily's field.
Eeeemilllyyyyy, you didn't make this card right!
-Tyler, Master of Dungeons