Trigger the Wonder Cat

When Trigger the Wonder Cat enters the
battlefield, put 2 Bullet counters on it.
{2}{r} Reload 3 (You may put enough Bullet
counters on this card to make the number on it 3).
{0}, Remove a bullet counter from Trigger the
Wonder Cat: it gets First Strike or Haste until
end of the turn.
Remove 3 Bullet counters from Trigger the
Wonder Cat: Trigger target trigged ability.
"Does that cat have a.....OH NOT THE
DYNAMITE!"