Totally not Cancer in a Bag.

Totally not Cancer in a Bag cost {1} more to cast for
each player playing and each 2 creatures on the battlefield.
{t} do 1 damage to each opponent.
whenever you cast a non creature spell untap
Totally not Cancer in a Bag.
{x}{t} target player loses the game,
X is target opponent's life total.
Lays burning.