Tommy Wiseau, Disaster Artist

Mysterious Fortune — When Tommy Wiseau
enters the battlefield, create four Treasure
tokens.
Spendthrift — Spells you cast cost {2} more to
cast.
What is line? — Whenever Tommy attacks or
dies, target opponent names a card. If you can
recite that card's Oracle text verbatim, draw a
card. (Ignore flavor text and reminder text.)