Tibalt, The Masochistic

-1: Deal 3 damage to any target, then you may have Tibalt deal 2 damage to you. If you do, put two loyalty counters on Tibalt.
-2: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land, then you you may have Tibal deal 2 damage to you. If you do put one loyalty counter on Tibalt.
-5: You get an emblem that says, "Whenever you take damage, you may have any target take 2 damage".