Thomas, Engine of Chaos

Menace, deathtouch, haste, indestructible
All creatures able to block Thomas, Engine of
Chaos must do so.
Escape—{4}{b}{r}, Exile six other cards from your
graveyard.
"When you hear a faint, 'Toot toot!' on the wind, run.
You won't survive, but it gives you something to do in
the few seconds you have left."