The Toaster

Vigilance, Reach

When The Toaster enters the battlefield, you may look at the top two cards of your library, put one in your hand and the other in your graveyard, and shuffle.

If The Toaster were to be put in your graveyard or exiled, you may put The Toaster on the battlefield attacking the strongest creature your opponent has that it can kill.

"Once driven, forever alive" - dingus dongus idk