The Pie-olator

Spectrum (This creature is all colors even if this card isn't in play.)
*You may activate one of the following, which lasts indefinitely or until another is picked-
{w}: Has trample, prowess
{u}: Has lifelink, indestructible
{b}: Has first strike, protection from multicolor
{r}: Has indestructible, protection from blue
{g}: Has flying, haste
"In Dominara, the Color Pie breaks you!"