The Cat in the Hat, EGGZ

+1: Create a colorless Egg artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to The Cat in the Hat."
-2: Sacrifice an Egg. If you do, exile target creature.
-7: You get an emblem with "EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZ" and "Eggs you control have 'Sacrifice this permanent: Destroy target permanent.'"