Teemo

+1: Creatures your opponent controls cannot select Teemo as an attack target this turn. If Teemo takes damage from any source, this effect is negated
-1: Any damage target creature your opponent controls would deal next combat phase is reduced to 0. You may use this ability twice per turn.
-5: Teemo spawns 3 1/1 Mushroom tokens with "When this creature is destroyed, place 5 -1/-1 counters on the creature that destroyed it."