Taco Bell

{x}{x}{x}, {t}: Create {x} Foods. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
You gain 3 life.")

Sacrifice {x}{x}{x} Foods, {ut}: Create {x} Poops. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player discards a card.")
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