Sweet Ermengarde Stubb

{2}:Gain control of Sweet Ermengarde Stubb.
Any player may activate this ability.
{3}{t}:Transform Sweet Ermengarde Stubb.
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Ermengarde Stubbs was the beauteous blonde daughter
of Hiram Stubbs, a poor but honest farmer-bootlegger of Hogton, she had large black eyes, and light hair which
was never dark at the roots except when the local drug
store was short on supplies...
Sweet Ermengarde—H.P.Lovecraft