Sir Arthur Woodhouse

Whenever Sir Arthur Woodhouse leave the battle field, create a Cocaine token.
{t}: equip target equipment you control, onto other target creature you control, without paying the equip cost.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

"I shall fetch a rug" - Woodhouse