Simmah, Songbird of Chaos

This spell cannot be countered
First-Strike, Hexproof, Reach
If your devotion to green and blue is less than 12
or less, Simmah, God of Music isn't a creature.
{1}{u}{g}: Counter target spell.
{t},{2}{u}: If you say "Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave
me before I insult you a second time!" target
opponent is dealt 4 damage and discards
a card.