Shank and Fuss, the Kaboomiers

Artifacts you control are indestructible.
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}, {t}, Sacrifice Shank and Fuss, the
Kaboomiers: Sacrifice all artifacts. Shank and
Fuss, the Kaboomiers deal 1 damage to any
target for each artifact sacrificed this way.
"There's nothing an explosion can't fix! Right, Fuss?"
"Yeah!"
~Shank and Fuss, Last words