Sawed-off Shotgun

Whenever equipped creature attacks, deal one damage to target creature defending player controls.
Equipped creature has Rampage. (If Wine Cooler Slippers, Scarf Bandana, Chemotherapy Medication, and Sawed-off Shot gun are all equipped to the same creature, that creature gets +10/+0 and gains trample)
Equip: {1}
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