Sarge, Accidents Protagonist

When Sarge, Accidents Protagonist enters, create a 4/4 green Rhino creature token with trample.
Whenever Sarge attacks, populate. The token enters tapped and attacking. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)
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You know you have to be careful, but at the same time, you can't be Logan Sargeant