Ranting Monologue

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, creatures can't
block this turn. If you lose the flip, creatures
can't attack this turn.
"... and THAT is why you should never mess with
Marf, the Magnificent! ... And another thing! Don't
think you can just get away with throwing me in
prison. That will definitely not happen again! ... One
more thing! I..."