Rain

Enchant target Island.
Enchanted land gains the following-
• {t}: add {u}{u}
• {u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{t}: All non-Weird cards get two -1/-1 counters on them. If you seven or more weird cards, put five counters instead
• Mana produced by lands can be used as any color
If this card is destroyed, exile it instead

"Why is it still raining? I did what I was supposed to"
— Rain Man