Qexzyjk, Planar Syphor

Hexproof, Indestructible, Wither
Permanents you own enter the battlefield tapped.
Permanents your opponents own lose, and
cannot gain, Haste and have Syphon 2
(Those permanents enters the battlefield with
two syphon counters on them. At the beginning of
their owner's upkeep, they remove a syphon counter
from it. If they can't, they exile it.)