Poki, Highfiving Octopus

+2: Attempt to give a player a high five. If they accept the high five, draw a card. If not, destroy target permanent.
-1: Gain X life where X is the amount of high fives given this game.
-9: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 Octopus token for each high five you gave this game."