Poisonbolt Dwarf

{1}{r},{t}: Aquatic Dwarf deals 1 damage to target
creature or player.
Then 1 damage if it is an Elf.
Then 1 damage if it is a Merfolk
Then 1 damage if it is unblockable.
"Its a myth that different races live peacefully beneath
the waves. The racial enmities are epic. Yes some
are still beneath easy notice." - Aquatic Elf making
obligatory short joke.