Patched Hitbot

Ninjutsu {1}{u} ({1}{u}, Return an unblocked attacker
you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield
from your hand tapped and attacking.)
When Patched Hitbot enters the battlefield, exile
a nonland card from your graveyard and put
a patch counter on it: Patched Hitbot has all
triggered abilities of cards exiled this way.
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