On a Mission from Foegod

Creatures you control have first strike, hexproof, flying, reach, deathtouch, exalted, trample, bushido, menace, cumulative
upkeep {0} and hexproof.

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full
tank of gas, half a bag of pistachios, it's dark
out, and we're wearing sunglasses. We're on a mission from Foegod!