Obadiah, Beacon of Chaos

+1: Deal 2 damage to target creature. If it survives, put 2 +1/+1 counters on it.
-3: Remove X +1/+1 counters from target creature and deal X damage to target creature or planeswalker.
-5: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, distribute 7 +1/+1 counters among creatures you control."