Nurd

Nurd enters the battlefield with X +1/+1
counters on it.
Whenever a player misreads a card, any other
player may remove one +1/+1 counter from
Nurd. If they do, they must re-read the card out
loud. After they finish wasting everyone's time,
every other player takes 3 damage. This ability
may be activated only once each turn.
"Eh, technically-"