Noxious Hydra

Kicker {b/g}

Whenever Noxious Hydra takes damage, it gets
+X/+X until the end of your next turn, where X
is half of the amount of damage it took rounded
up. If Noxious Hydra was kicked, X is equal to the
amount of damage it took.

Landfall (Whenever a land you control enters the
battlefield, Noxious Hydra gains deathtouch until
end of turn)