Mr Sparkles, Living Armor

Vigilance, Ward {2}
Guardian 1 (Mr Sparkles can Block 1 Additional
Creature Each Combat)
Crew 4
Whenever Mr Sparkles Attacks or Blocks, he
Gains +X/+X Until End of Turn Where X is the
Number of Ally Permanents You Control.
Whenever a Creature Crews Mr Sparkles, Untap
them at the Beginning of the Next End Step.
Mr Sparkles can be Your Commander.