Mikey, The Boy

Companion — Your starting deck contains no permanents with indestructible.
Soulbond
As long as Mikey, The Boy is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{t}: The creature this creature is paired with gains indestructible."
Mikey, The Boy can't attack.
"Dad, why are you playing on spelltable and
not with meeeeee? "