Mask of the Ghostface

{3}{t}: If a creature you control would take any
damage, you may redirect that damage to another
creature or planeswalker you control.
{4}, Sacrifice Mask of the Ghostface: One creature
you control fights another target creature.
"Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter liked to
eat people? DON'T THINK SO! See, it's a lot more
scarier when there's no motive, Sid."
- Billy, Scream (1996)