Maribibibilo, The Faenigma

Each player rolls a d10 at the start of their turn.
1- You can only use one hand this turn.
2- Spend the turn standing up.
3- Drink water.
4- Your permanents are upside down now.
5- All players dance for 10 seconds.
6- You sing Baleful Ameet.
7- Everyone is sad for 2 turns.
8- Next time you eat food, do so with 2 spoons.
9- Think about the color green for 7 seconds.
10- A random player gains 10 life.