Madness of the Undead

Until end of turn, each nonland card in your
hand without madness has madness (If you
discard this card, discard it into exile. When you
do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your
graveyard.). Its Madness cost is equal to its
mana cost reduced by 2.
Draw X cards, then discard X cards.

"Non-life also has its problems."