M4RC0, creator of worlds

Hexproof
At the start of every upkeep, roll a d20:
1 —You either lose 3 life or sacrifice a permanent.
2-12 —Scry 2, then connive 1.
12-16 —Add {g}{g} to your mana pool.
17-19 {line}You get a random party member. (A party
has a 3/3 red Fighter with first strike, a 1/1 white
Cleric with lifelink, a 2/2 black Rogue with hexproof,
and a 1/1 blue Wizard with flying)
Nat20 {line} Search your library for a card, put it onto
the battlefield or in your hand, then shuffle.