Lunatic Wolfman

Indestructible, Mangle (At the end of the Cleanup
step, put a number of -1/-1 tokens on each creature
equal to the damageLunatic Wolfman caused it.)
At the end of the turn, if Lunatic Wolfman took
combat damage, transform it to Accursed
Thesbian.
"Lyanthrope, a man who changes into an animal,
merely in own mind." - an incorrect Doctor.