Litraraly Just Ethan

{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}-UNSTOPABLE BEAM! (Distory target creature)
{t} Alchemy Suck it my replacement! - Play a
card from your hand without paying its mana
cost.

If this card is in your Graveyard you may pay {5} target creature you control, gain the name and effects of this card as well as its original text
Cool im this now! - Ethan