Lardgas, the Kingly Muck

Deathtouch, First Strike
Sludge Slam- When Larggas enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices all artifacts and enchantments they control. Create X 3/3 green ooze tokens with deathtouch were X is the total amount of artifacts and enchantments that were sacrificed.
Gunk Bomb- Whenever an ooze you control dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.