Lachlan

Indestructible
{0}:Lachlan may slap someone on the butt
{b/g} tap target creature or deck
{b/g}{b/g} target creature has deathtouch
{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}you gain 2 life
{b/g}{1}{x}{t}put {x} 0/1 silly tokens with indestructible into play