Knob Goblin Madam

When Knob Goblin Madam enters the battlefield, if you control a creature card named Knob Goblin Harem Girl, you gain 5 life
This is a Knob Goblin Harem Girl of a certain age. She makes sure all the harem girls have everything they need, and books appointments for them and stuff. She's kind of a just-past-sexy middle manager.