Knob Goblin Harem Guard

First strike
As you enter the harem, you hear a high-pitched voice: "Stop, Intruder!"
You turn and see a Knob Goblin Harem Guard, all muscles and gruff demeanor. They have the same air of distracted peevishness that people get when they misplace their car keys, only way, way worse. You wonder what they could have lost that they're missing so much they've got to be jerks all the time.