Kenneth, Mall Ninja

Infect, double strike
Ninjutsu {2}{b/g}{b/g} (Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from
your hand tapped and attacking.)
"They call him the Brown Death of the Imperium,
I think on account of the dysentery." -Augustin Patroclus, legionary of the XII legion.