Jweincula the Impaler

Deathtouch, flying & menace
Eczema bite: when Jweincula the Impaler
enters the battlefield, he drains 1 life point from
each player per turn until he leaves the battlefield.
{t}{3}{b} Subdue: Jwein the Impaler jweins target creature and it becomes a vampire and under
your control.
He he he alloo, ik ben de Jwein.