Joe Who Won't Eat Poached Eggs

Whenever an opponent says "poached eggs", Joe does 3 damage to that player.
{t}: Target opponent says "poached eggs".
Whenever an Artifact enters the battlefield under your opponent's control, you may pay {2}. If you do, Destroy that Artifact and search your library for an Artifact card with a different name, put that card onto the battlefield under that player's control, then shuffle your library.