Innocent Neonate

As long as your devotion to black is less than five,
Innocent Neonate isn't a creature. (Each {b} in
the mana costs of permanents you control counts
toward your devotion to black.)
Flying, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Menace
Ryuk: This one doesn't look too dangerous.
Light: Careful, Ryuk.... She's young, but --
Ryuk: Owww! She bit me!...