Hunchbacked Dribbler

{g}{g}: Monstrosity 2 (If this permanent isn't monstrous, put 2 +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
As long as Hunchbacked Dribbler isn't monstrous, it has "This creature must attack each turn if able."
"Wait a sec."
"Oh my gosh...were gonna die..."
"Do you still have that steak?"
"Wait...what?"